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Paddy and Murphy are on a cruise ship.
Paddy says, “It’s awfully quiet on deck tonight.”
Murphy says, “Everyone will be watching the band.”
Paddy says, “There isn’t a band playing tonight.”
So Murphy says, “I definitely heard someone say, ‘a band on ship.’
The AA have warned that anyone travelling in icy conditions should take a shovel, blankets/sleeping bag, extra clothing (including scarf, hat and gloves), 24 hour supply of food and drink, de-icer, rock salt, torch, spare battery, petrol can, first aid kit and jump leads.
I did feel like a right twit on the…
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